Excuse for Speeding

　　Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over.

　　″Why on earth were you driving so fast？″ the policeman yelled.

　　 ″Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there before we had an accident！″

　　超速的理由

　　哈里与劳埃德超速行驶，一辆警车拦住了他们。

　　“你们为什么开那么快？”警官喊道。

　　“我们的刹车不好，因此我们想在发生事故前赶紧到达目的地。”

　　Send the Bill to My Father

　　Doctor： ″I can do nothing for your complaint. It is hereditary.″

　　Patient： ″then send the bill to my father，please.″

　　把账单给我父亲

　　医生：“对你的抱怨我无能为力。那是遗传病。”

　　病人：“那请你把账单给我父亲吧。”